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3. Dezember 2013

Wer kennt das nicht? Wieder einmal hat man eine dieser beschissenen Mails im Postfach oder im Spam-Ordner. Eine von jenen, in denen von ganz viel Geld die Rede ist, welches…

Normalerweise löscht man den Mist sofort und widmet sich wieder ernsten, wichtigen Dingen wie Youporn oder so. Ich habe mir aber heute mal die Mühe gemacht und auf eine solche Mail geantwortet. Genau genommen auf diese:

My Dearest, Greetings to you my Dear Beloved, I am Mrs Christy Walton, a great 
citizen of United State. I bring to you a proposal worth $ 9,000,000,000.00 
which i intend to use for CHARITY. I am happy to know you, but God knows you 
better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this point in time so do 
not be afraid. i saw your e-mail contact at ministries of commerce and foreign 
trade departments. i am writing this mail to you with heavy sorrow in my heart, 
my name is Mrs. Christy Walton a great citizen of United States of America, and 
am contacting you because i don?t have any other option than to tell you as i 
was touched to open up to you about my project. Please reply me back if you are 
interested, so i can provide you with further details. God Bless You. Mrs 
Christy Walton

Please reply me back if you are interested, so i can provide you with further
details.

Hier meine detaillierte Antwort:

"My Dearest, Greetings to you my Dear Beloved, I am Mrs Christy Walton, a great"

My Dearest asshole. I hate you and I want you to die. No, you´re not Mrs Christy Walton. You´re some fucking cunt who´s trying to rape me financially.

"citizen of United State. I bring to you a proposal worth $ 9,000,000,000.00"

I reckon you´re living far, far away from the United States. Let me take an educated guess. Well, I´m not going into that. $ 9,000,000,000.00 ? That´s a lot of imaginary money. I´m fucking impressed.

"which i intend to use for CHARITY. I am happy to know you, but God knows you"

CHARITY? Oh, that´s so fucking sweet. I´m happy I don´t know you. God is dead.

"better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this point in time so do"

Greed and stupidity has directed you to me at this point in time so do

"not be afraid. i saw your e-mail contact at ministries of commerce and foreign"

fuck off! 

"trade departments. i am writing this mail to you with heavy sorrow in my heart,"

You´re writing with sorrow in your heart? I´m rocking out loud with my cock out.

"my name is Mrs. Christy Walton a great citizen of United States of America, and"

You´re still not Christy Walton. You´re a shitty citizen of an even shittier country.

"am contacting you because i don?t have any other option than to tell you as i"

There are always other options! I would recommend suicide.

"was touched to open up to you about my project. Please reply me back if you are"

 I´m touching myself right now as a matter of fact. Are you also into Asian porn?

"interested, so i can provide you with further details. God Bless You. 

No, I´m not. Please don´t. Just don´t. God is still dead. DEAD!

"Mrs. Christy Walton."

I still hate you, King Kenny

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One Comment
  1. Christy Walton permalink

    Thank you for your answer. May God bless you.

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